Apr 2, 2013

Good Jokes

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Good jokes are good because not only it will bring laughter to the people, but it will also not offend other people. Good jokes or commonly called clean jokes are those that don�t contain a foul and green intent. They share humor that can be presented to all kinds of age, whether you are a child who understands the concept of the joke, or an adult. Mark Twain is of those who write good jokes; he is an American author as well as a humorist. An example of his works would be the Adventures of Huckleberry Fin, and the Adventures of Tom Sawyer. 

There are many types of jokes that are made, one example is the Question and Answer (Q&A) jokes. These are some examples of Q&A jokes: 

Q: �Where do you find a no legged dog?� A:�Right where you left him.� 

Q:�What do get from a pampered cow?� A:�Spoiled milk.� 

Q:�How do crazy people go through the forest?� A:�They take the psycho path.� 

Q:�What do you call a cheese that isn�t yours?� A:�Nacho cheese.� 

Q:�Why don�t blind people like to sky dive?� A:�Because it scares the dog.� 

There are also one-liner jokes that are short but deliver the humor through the straight to the point punch line. Here are some examples for one-liner jokes: 

�Boys are like parking spaces, the good ones are take-in!!!� 

�The Magician was driving down the road� then he turned into a driveway.� 

�To a worm, digging in the hard ground is more relaxing than going fishing.� 

�I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures.� 

�No more about Elvis, OK? Thankyouvermuch.� 

�I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.� 

Meanwhile, there are also Good Jokes that depict a story and at the end of the story is the punch line. They usually portray people with their stupidity and dullness which makes people laugh at the end. Here are some examples of short story jokes: 

Windy Tale? 

�Three retirees, each with hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other , �Windy, isn�t it?� �No,� the second man replied, �it�s Thursday.� The third man chimed in, �So am I. Let�s have a beer.�� 

Secret Service? 

�A Friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside: The pastor said to him, �You need to join the Army of the Lord!� My friend replied, �I�m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.� Pastor questioned, �How come I don�t see you except at Christmas and Easter?� He whispered back, �I�m in the secret service.�� 


��You should be ashamed,� the father told his son, Andy, �When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he used to walk ten miles everyday to get to school.� �Really?� Andy responded. �Well, when he was your age, he was president.� 

There are many Good Jokes that are very funny to hear yet is clean and available for all to hear. Your funny experiences in your life can also be made into a joke so that you can make people laugh. Just be happy and make people laugh because as the saying goes by Mark Twain �The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.�

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