Apr 27, 2013

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Apr 7, 2013

First tournament of laughter America

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Held in the United States the first scramble tournament contestants on humor and make those around them laugh.


Hundreds of people have competed in the first American championship of humor in the city, "San Diego" in the framework of the annual conference of the Association of Applied Sciences and therapeutic humor.

Competition includes the face of two runners each other and start laughing audience determines which individuals are better able to publish If laughter is the largest.
Among the participants, military man "Reid Daont" (33 years), who spent 14 years in the U.S. Navy and hopes to get more racers zaniest title, according to the newspaper "Huffington Post."
And indicates "Red" that participated in the tournament after many said he has a laughable laugh around him, and he does not suffer so he can laugh to indicate that his chances are not as bad.
But it is not easy, as the committee responsible for the selection of the more than 10 people Funny will be designated under difficult conditions, and after reaching the zaniest of 10 will be liquidated through them try out different types of laughter, according to the "Albert Nerynberg".
And explained Nerynberg "serious competitions laughter, saying that it should be the most important ceremonial events in the coming years, adding that the participants in these contests unique style of people should benefit from it even more because they bring fun to the world.




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Apr 2, 2013

Good Jokes

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Good jokes are good because not only it will bring laughter to the people, but it will also not offend other people. Good jokes or commonly called clean jokes are those that don�t contain a foul and green intent. They share humor that can be presented to all kinds of age, whether you are a child who understands the concept of the joke, or an adult. Mark Twain is of those who write good jokes; he is an American author as well as a humorist. An example of his works would be the Adventures of Huckleberry Fin, and the Adventures of Tom Sawyer. 


There are many types of jokes that are made, one example is the Question and Answer (Q&A) jokes. These are some examples of Q&A jokes: 



Q: �Where do you find a no legged dog?� A:�Right where you left him.� 



Q:�What do get from a pampered cow?� A:�Spoiled milk.� 



Q:�How do crazy people go through the forest?� A:�They take the psycho path.� 



Q:�What do you call a cheese that isn�t yours?� A:�Nacho cheese.� 



Q:�Why don�t blind people like to sky dive?� A:�Because it scares the dog.� 



There are also one-liner jokes that are short but deliver the humor through the straight to the point punch line. Here are some examples for one-liner jokes: 



�Boys are like parking spaces, the good ones are take-in!!!� 



�The Magician was driving down the road� then he turned into a driveway.� 



�To a worm, digging in the hard ground is more relaxing than going fishing.� 



�I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures.� 



�No more about Elvis, OK? Thankyouvermuch.� 



�I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.� 



Meanwhile, there are also Good Jokes that depict a story and at the end of the story is the punch line. They usually portray people with their stupidity and dullness which makes people laugh at the end. Here are some examples of short story jokes: 



Windy Tale? 



�Three retirees, each with hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other , �Windy, isn�t it?� �No,� the second man replied, �it�s Thursday.� The third man chimed in, �So am I. Let�s have a beer.�� 



Secret Service? 



�A Friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside: The pastor said to him, �You need to join the Army of the Lord!� My friend replied, �I�m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.� Pastor questioned, �How come I don�t see you except at Christmas and Easter?� He whispered back, �I�m in the secret service.�� 



Shame 



��You should be ashamed,� the father told his son, Andy, �When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he used to walk ten miles everyday to get to school.� �Really?� Andy responded. �Well, when he was your age, he was president.� 



There are many Good Jokes that are very funny to hear yet is clean and available for all to hear. Your funny experiences in your life can also be made into a joke so that you can make people laugh. Just be happy and make people laugh because as the saying goes by Mark Twain �The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.�

Hundreds of Ways To Be Surreal in Comedy

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Many people think there are two types of comedy, surreal and normal. But this is not the whole story. After all what is normal? Class comedy maybe? A comedy of manners? Even that type of comedy could be farcical at times-well organised, but still surreal.
The usual idea of being surreal is anything like Dali or a psychedelic dream. But surreal can refer to weird shaggy dog stories, stories about people entering bars, daft puns or ludicrous situations with stereotyped characters.
Whatever comedy you are doing: musical, spoken, artistic or just literary, surreal elements play a part. It's hard to come up with anything humorous without a touch of surreal.
Talking about vocal comedy, surrealism can involve using nonsense words, spoonerisms, mixed up phrases, made up foreign nonsense and odd places. You can talk about odd things happening to political figures or celebrities, or in films.
With prop comedy, it involves things not the size they are normally, finding strange things down the back of the sofa, strange products and items moving without apparent reason, like the old fashioned flea circuses.
In cartoons people can move through doors and end up somewhere completely different. Figures can appear and disappear without a mention. Sometimes this items are cut from magazines or newspaper. A wide variety of colours are usually employed.

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A usual comic conceit is having a normal person, usually an exaggerated normal person, having a weird life, for example an accountant having the life of a stuntman. No one apart from the viewer thinks their life is anything but normal. It can be done the other way round, for instance a lion tamer bored with dealing with lions.
A surreal comedy can mix up people from real life and people from fiction, TV and films interacting in various different ways. Of course if you write your own you need to wary on copyrights on recent literary and cartoon figures.
It can also be applied to strange pictures and odd captions. A number of newspapers cartoons can appear surreal to many people's eyes. There are also made up facts, writing in two different literary styles, coming up with last words, first words and many other things.
Musical surrealism can involve a simple parody of a surreal song or mixing the words of one song and the tune of another.
It could be said there's probably a surreal type of comedy for everybody.

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